Dick Cheney’s Final Words: Is Nicolás Maduro Really Saddam Hussein?

Has Saddam Hussein's Iraq been recycled and transformed into Nicolás Maduro, the current president of Venezuela?

This was the question posed by Dick Cheney, the former Vice President of the USA and the architect of the War on Terror.

“Think about it,” said Cheney to a packed room of Fox News correspondents. “The US invaded Iraq, toppled Saddam Hussein, and witnessed Maduro's rise to power after Chavez.

“But then Saddam’s body disappeared! We never saw his body or his burial place after his execution.”

Puffing his chest out, Mr Cheney said, “We need to invade Venezuela. Please,” adding it posed a threat to American national security and was in possession of weapons of mass destruction. 

It was at this point that Cheney toppled, screaming about burning flesh. He was pronounced an hour later.