US forces save a dog from Afghans fighting for his seat on an evacuation plane

In an inspirational story embodying the epitome of American heroism in Afghanistan; US forces saved a military canine from the clutches of savage Afghans who attempted to take his spot on the evacuation flight back to the safety of his homeland.

American soldiers trying to flee chaotically to their peaceful home - empty of roaming foriegn troops - almost forgot about this little fella among crowds of furious Afghans, aware how their anger of being served on a plate to the Taliban could endanger the dog’s livelihood and welfare.

Were it not for the bravery and attentive care of US military personnelles, this poor thing would be lost in a shattered country, spending the rest of his life terrified and bitten in the streets of the Third World hell he helped create.

The dog left behind the ungrateful Afghans, those denying him his right to retire in a Santa Barbara resort or relaxing on a Texas ranch with George Bush Jr. giving him a belly rub.