Threat Actors Attempt Yet More Codswallop

Regional confidence against further hornswoggling is at an all-time high, surveys suggest, with any press-fresh shenanigans by outside meddlers bound for one fate: A swift kick up the arsenal.

The latest humbuggery exposed follows last month’s grand unveiling of yet another scheme, itself coming mere weeks after the unravelling of yet more flimflam. Officials say these repeated attempts at skullduggery have been swatted down with ease by the region’s ever-watchful citizenry, who remain sharper than a snake bite.

Though the year is still young, this marks the fourth such debunking. Observers reckon the tally may soon outstrip last year’s record, which saw the busting of ten narratives, the debunking of three outright bunco jobs, and no fewer than twenty-five cases of full-blown illusion-smashing.

Attempts to get a word from the scalawags behind these latest hoaxes have so far been met with silence. Meanwhile, governments insist any lingering threats have been stomped out like a campfire in a windstorm—though they caution against complacency, warning that these good-for-nothing rapscallions may yet try one final, desperate gambit before kicking the proverbial.