Paranoid Informant Refuses to Divulge Name, Information to Protect Anonymity

A high-ranking source within the White House has shared insights on the evolving diplomatic landscape concerning the escalating situation in the Middle East. Speaking exclusively to AlHudood on condition of anonymity, the source expressed concerns about the potential repercussions of disclosing further information.

The source communicated through intermediaries, who also declined to reveal their identities for security reasons. They indicated that documents currently circulating within diplomatic circles address many pressing questions raised in the media, but refused to elaborate.

“I can’t tell you what I know and what I don’t know. They’ll know it’s me,” said the source, refusing to elaborate on developments regarding the peace process, American involvement in Israel’s new defence system, American and Israeli plans for Lebanon, Qatar-mediated peace talks, future plans for the Middle East, or the Biden administration’s goals in general. Most inquiries about the administration were met with an unsettling silence, punctuated only by muffled whispers of anxiety.

After confirming that there was indeed a “beehive of activity” in the White House on the Middle East, the source communicated, “Democracy dies in darkness,” before sending a fist bump emoji and disappearing.