Saudi Arabia launches Operation Swamp Storm to restore legitimate government in Washington

Saudi Arabia has declared its full support for the legitimate government of President Donald J. Trump after hotly contested elections in the United States and revealed plans to launch a military operation called “Swamp Storm” to protect America from Democratic rebels and their leader the senile Joe Biden.

Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman told his American counterpart Crown Prince Jared bin Kushner that the kingdom would not stand idly by while Democrats attempt to stage a coup d’état and accused the Midwestern branch of the Muslim Brotherhood, led by Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib, of standing behind the fraudulent elections.

The legitimate US government has temporarily moved its headquarters to the 26th floor of Trump Tower in the coastal city of New York after Democratic rebels broke into the White House late on Saturday night, Secretary of State Mike Pompeo said, while President Trump remains in close contact with allies in the Gulf and Russia to retake the capital Washington.

Mercenary Mexican forces are currently amassing by the southern American border wall and stand ready to attack as part of the Saudi-led military coalition after Democrats failed to win support from Latino tribes inside the US.Prince Mohammed has said it is high time to return the favour to President Trump who has previously said he “saved his ass” in the face of wide international criticism and condemnation after the murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi, according to a book by veteran journalist Bob Woodward.

“You scratch my ass and I’ll scratch yours,” the prince told bin Kushner in a WhatsApp message.

Saudi Arabia also urged its allies in the US to give up this bida’a or innovation called “elections” and said the American people should instead plead allegiance to President Trump —may God prolong his life— or the kingdom would immediately begin its military operation to restore the legitimate government to power in the blessed land of Uncle Sam